An International Marijuana Consumption Competition Is Needed
Earlier I posted an article questioning the claim that Australians consume more marijuana per capita than the United States. And in that article I admitted that I was probably being a typical prideful American. However, I’m willing to back up those words with action by demanding that there be an international marijuana competition. I feel like if America went head to head with other nations in various categories, then and only then would I feel there would be a clear marijuana champion out there.
There are several competitions for the best produced marijuana, so I don’t see why there wouldn’t be a consumption competition to go with them. I don’t know what all of the events would be but I’d imagine a joint smoking competition with different styles and sizes of joints would be in order. Perhaps a largest bong hit competition? With so many different styles of marijuana consumption out there, it would be awesome to see which country had strengths in certain areas. The Jamaican team would tear it up in the blunt competition, but might not hang as well in the five foot bong competition.
I obviously don’t know what the feasibility of such a competition would be, or even where to begin, but it would be really cool if someday it could happen. I think it’s safe to say that America would have to call on the legendary Michael Phelps for the biggest bong hit competition. I’m no biologist, but those abnormally large lungs have to go a long way! It would be awesome to see the type of people that would come out and compete, much like hot dog eating competitions.
What events would TWB readers like to see? What other people do you think would dominate in what competitions?